Check out these bubble-ball footballers battling it out. This shit has gotta be hilarious to be playing…

99% of the world calls it football. Seems like we should just start doing the same.
Let’s ditch standard units and go to metric while we’re at it.

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you well know some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some shots.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit I did something I’ve never done before… I took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a DUI checkpoint, but as it was a bus they waved it through.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not even sure where I got it!

Every dude likes My Little Pony, right? Um…sure. But it could be better. How? For starters, how about having it voiced by the Wu-tang Clan? Yep…genius:

My Little Wu-Tang Pony. I think Hasbro has really got something here.
And to be honest, I think I like Ol Dirty Bastard even more as a pony.

Happy Friday. Now watch people fuck up:

Extreme Idiots Compilation

Yep…chicken head beat box:

Double entendre: ambiguity of meaning arising from language that lends itself to more than one interpretation.

Get it? A chicken head doing a chicken head beatbox. Funny shit.