Feb 8

Graffiti: Brusk Wildstyle 3-D…

Category: Graffiti/Art

Wanna learn to bust out with some 3D graffiti? Just watch this and you’ll be ready to bust:

Done? Easy, right? Now just go to your local dilapidated building and bust one out on your own. You might wanna throw several years of practice drawing on paper, and another several years using a can of spray paint experience under your belt before attempting this. You don’t want to pull a hammy out there…

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Feb 5

Yep, It’s All About Ball Bearings These Days…

Category: Chicks, Funny/Etc.

Feb 5

No. Bad Redneck…

Category: Funny/Etc.

Feb 4

Chicks: Gemma Atkinson…

Category: Chicks

Feb 2

You Hearda This Dude ‘Dub FX’?…

Category: Hip-Hop, Reggae

Check out this dude Dub FX do his thing live on the street in Amsterdam:

I gotta say that this is the type of music that I need to see being performed to get the most out of it. Had I just heard the CD without the visuals and seeing the whole track be built up and then executed, I don’t think I’d of dug it that much. That’s not a diss to Dub FX, just a little something I know about myself. Pretty dope idea though…beatbox, reggae, and hip-hop mashed-up and performed live. Fresh.

Thanks for the link @Naked Bob

*zOnk.oNe*

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Feb 1

Two Men Are Drinking In A Bar…

Category: Funny/Etc.

Jumper...not so scary.Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so tense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.”

The Bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The 2nd Man says: “What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen.”

1st Man: “No, it’s true let me prove it to you.” So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The 2nd Man tells him: “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke.”

1st Man: “No, I’ll prove it again” – and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.

Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

2nd Man: “Well, what the hell, it works for you, I’ll try it.”

He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the sidewalk with a splat.

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says…….

“You know, Superman, you’re a real dick when you’re drunk.”

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Jan 29

Why Boys Need Mothers…

Category: Funny/Etc.

Got this in an email the other day and thought some of these were definitely funny enough to post up. I guess we should all thank our Moms for making us a little more scared than we’d have been naturally.
**Hover your mouse over the image to read my captions**
:O

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