Hehehehe….I saw this yesterday and hadda take the time to share. I guess my bike collection may be getting a little out of control…but I think it might just be the camera lense distorting things….hehehe.

Check it out: A pool AND trampoline….livin large!

peace,
-zOnk

Yo…one of Shockout.com’s newest DJ members, DJ Pauze, has a new mix up for everyone to enjoy. Pauze is Shockout’s resident UK selectah and he came witha two hour mix this week. Lot’s of modern roots and conscious joints to peep. (*click image to go to Shockout)

 Enjoy,
 -zonker

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

“What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Bergstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”

I’m sure most peeps have seen the original version of this, but this is one I haven’t seen before. After doing a search for videos like this, I am thinking that they must have started selling the “Wizard Of Winter” Xmas Light Kit at Walmart or something…hehehe. Anyway, check this out…and enjoy.

-z.o.-

Yes…that is a dope picture…hehehe.

I got sent this hick Christmas comedy routine again this year…so now that I’ve got the blog, I decided to post it up to share with the world. Some are funny, some…um….  Just click this to listen.

I apologize in advance for subjecting anyone that listens and has to hear that lame “gidderdun” quote….hehehe.

peace,
 -zOnker.oNer

I finally got the chance to sit down and watch the movie “The Kingdom” last night and I was, for the most part, pleasantly surprised. I had heard quite a bit of rumor that it was a bad movie and not worth the time spent to watch it. I have to dissagree with that. I definitely enjoyed the movie. One of the things I liked was how obvious the cultural differences were made to be. My guess is that the movie took it a little over-the-top, as they usually do, but even still, it’s an eye opener.
The movie takes place in Saudi Arabia otherwise known as ‘The Kingdom’. The first 5 minutes of the movie are probably the coolest part. I wanted to rip that intro and post it onto YouTube in the hopes that somebody somewhere would learn something from it. It’s a quick history lesson about how the United States and and the Saudi families became so closely tied in business (among other things, according to many conspiracy theorists). Of course, it’s all about oil.
Basically there is a huge terrorist attack in an American community and a team of FBI agents fly over to do some CSI.

It’s not the best movie on the block….but I can definitely recomend it as a good watch and worth the time spent to do so.

enjoy,
-zOnk.oNer

YO…I just got done posting Selecta 7′s new show up at Shockout. It’s been a while since Mr. 7 has mixed a show for the site, and it looks like he brought some serious funk for this one to make up for it. You can peep the tracklist here and scroll down to peep some videos that 7 selected.

Word, enjoy the auditory sensation,
 -zOnker