A Couple Of Jokes Fer Ya’ll…
Here’s a couple of jokes that I stumbled upon in some magazine that I’m sure most people have never heard of:
Why did Eliot Spitzer, the former governor of New York, spend $80,000 on escorts?
-Because his wife was a Spitzer but he wanted a swallower.
How did the country know Eliot Spitzer was a Democrat?
-He was caught with a woman.
Why did Eliot Spitzer’s wife stand next to him when he publicly confessed to stepping outside his marriage?
-It qualifies her to run for president on the Democratic ticket.
….and one more…
How do you slow down a hooker?
-Put a governor on her.
hehehe….peace.
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