He said, I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . …. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
She said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said ….. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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