Dog Logic…

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I got this in an email from my sister today and decided to post it up for all to see. Good stuff for dog peeps:

Dog Logic

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

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A dog is the only one on earth who loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

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The average dog is nicer than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
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Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & sometimes mix love & hate.
-Anonymous
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
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If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras
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If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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