Archive for August, 2009

Beer: Finally…Blue Dawg Brewing’s ‘Wild Blue’…

August 31st, 2009 | Category: Drinks

Blue Dawg Brewing 'Wild Blue' Blueberry Lager
Finally. I say that because I first saw Blue Dawg Brewing’s ‘Wild Blue’ show in the brew-marts quite a while ago, but it took a while for me to get around to purchasing. Then, once I’d actually purchased a bottle, it spent some time in the fridge (I partly blame a significantly awesome bachelor party in Tahoe for that *nice work BPS*), and now…finally…I’m actually sittin down to drink it.
First thing I noticed is the crazy smell of this brew. It’s not a bad smell…but it’s definitely unique. Or maybe I should say unique for a beer, but strangely reminiscent of, maybe, 50/50 MadDog, which I haven’t smelled since sometime in Chico many years ago, when I was nearly blacked out and decided to steal a bottle for ‘memories sake’ at the local Jackpot gas station.
Anyway: Man this shit is weird. Again, not a bad weird, but not normal. It’s so damn smooth that it seems impossible to really be packing 8% alcohol. The flavor reminds me of when I used to be broke, again, in college, and sometimes we’d mix cheap wine with Sprite or SevenUp. That probably sounds really horrible to those of you reading this, but it’s like a super smooth beer with a fruity, effervescent bite. Hehehe…As I’m sitting here, letting the reactions pour out through the keyboard, I’m realizing that it seems like no matter how I describe this beer, or what I compare it to, it’s gotta sound nasty to the ‘beer nuts’ reading. Ok. Let’s get some shit straight right here: This is not something that you’d wanna guzzle six packs of or stock in your precious kegerator. But…it is in fact totally worth drinking. Or at least tasting once. Because of how different it is, it deserves to be sampled. It’s almost like beer and wine had some back alley porn session and this is the illegitiate offspring. Neither beer, nor wine…just an alcohol Frankenstein that is rockin a massive 8% punch. And since tonight just happens to be one of those ridiculously hot nights here in Southern California, this thing is going down really smooth.
I just decided to do the ‘wine tasting spin the glass thing’ to see how sweet it is, and sure enough…this shit has ‘legs’. I can definitely say that I’ve never drank a beer that had legs before. Head yes. Legs no.
So there it is…my beer review for people who don’t have doctorate’s in beer tasting. Speaking of which, those folks that are THAT into beer that they can’t hold conversations about brews with anyone besides another elite member of their cult, do they really even enjoy the simplicities of beer that got them started with drinking beer in the first place? …just an open-ended question I felt like posing.

*Oh…by the way: I figured out why this beer is showing up in every grocery/liquor store across the land. It is an Anheiser-Busch product.

Peace, and enjoy,
zOnk.oNe

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Google Offers Users Privacy…

August 31st, 2009 | Category: Funny/Etc.

Google to offer complete privacy for users that decide to opt out of their almost illegal monopoly on information gathering…

If only this were true. 22 whole acres of Google-free living. How awesome would that be?

zOnk.oNe

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No Risk, No Fun…

August 29th, 2009 | Category: Sport

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New World Disorder 10 trailer – “Dust and Bones”

August 28th, 2009 | Category: Sport

Watch these fooz get funky inna bmx/fmx style on mountain bikes:

I’m so glad that I made it through 15 years of skating without being able to list all those nasty unjuries…which is funny, cause I’ve been hurt way too many times to remember.

zOnk.oNe

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The Future Is Here! Now Learn How To Use It…

August 28th, 2009 | Category: Funny/Etc.

This Pakistani student is new to the ‘new world’. Check out how he handles it…

Hehehe…who the fuck would react like that? Is this another one of the many ‘viral videos’ that’s fake? I don’t think so…I think this kid was just fed up with all the cell phones and mp3 players, etc. This one last piece of modern technology was taunting him when he had no more patience to give. That’s what you get stupid door.

zOnk.oNe

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More Risk, More Fun…

August 27th, 2009 | Category: Sport

A compilation of insanity:

Some serious nuttyness going on in some of these clips…some more than others, but I doubt there’s too many folks that would step up to the plate and attempt any of this shizzle.

zOnk.oNe

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What The F@*K Is Freerunning And Who Knew There Where World Championships?…

August 27th, 2009 | Category: Sport


For real though…these cats are insane. I’m not quite sure who decided to call it freerunning though. Shit is parkour dammit….hehehe.

zOnk.oNe

*more info: Tim ‘Livewire’ Shieff from the UK

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