Seems like this dudes mouth has gotta be what dentists dream about…hehehe.

Open wide…no, wider. Um…wider.

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*dude can put beer cans in his mouth as easy as most people fit M&M’s…crazy.

Man this is some classic shit right here. These people get the ugly face to their FACE.

SevenhertZ

Yep, they have, or had, ‘Face Pulling Championships’. Peep game:

This is a pretty strange competition. ..and if it is still going on, I definitely haven’t seen anything about it. Since this is such a funky-ass weird event, I’d guess that if it was still happening, the competition would be on some next level ‘xtreme’ sport tip. *this is from 1985, by the way.

zOnk.oNe

First off, I’d like to start by saying that I paid $2.99 for a 12 ounce bottle of this stuff. When I grabbed it, I didn’t see a price for the single bottles, and didn’t really think about pricing at all for that matter. Now that I’m sitting down to enjoy it, the price says to me that this shit better be damn fuckin good to earn a price tag like that.
Ok…on to the tasting…
This is on the thick side of the IPA universe. It’s got a heavy feel to it, and reminds me of the mouthfeel of a barleywine. Flavorwise, it’s good, but not exactly my ideal example of an Imperial India Pale Ale. I’m glad I picked this up though. It’s definitely not a let down, but it’s also not going to be added to my ‘go to’ list. This has got the, kind of, typical cloudy golden color to it, and although I thought that I poured it properly, there wasn’t much of a head to it. This is pouring from a 12oz. bottle though…not a tap.
I’m thinking that this is heavier on the citrusy side and not so much on the bitter hop side of things. It has a pretty long-lasting bitter aftertaste though, which is probably my favorite part. I guess it’s a good idea to say that the 9.5% alcohol content is not a surprise when tasting this. It wears it’s strength on its’ sleeve, so to say. I would say that this is another good example of a solid campfire brew. It’s heavy on flavor, heavy on alcohol content, and great for sippin in the cold.
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What is this dude thinking? Do you think that it might be something like, ‘I cannot fucking wait for some fuck-knuckle to roll up to me and say something about this ensemble. I’m the mother-fuckin man! I lift weights, have a gorgeous tan, not to mention a fashion sense that is light years ahead of the pack. Bring it on!’
It’s hard to write something that’s gonna add anything that this picture of a thousand words doesn’t already say by itself…hehehe. Is he at the wrong concert? What kind of high-tops do you rock with your short shorts? Are vests and v-necks as cool as this guy makes them look?

zOnk.oNe

So I stayed over at a friends house last night, and I woke up to a guy making this same sound. I wonder if it is the same dude.

$3>317 HZ

The Washington Post‘s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the  subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you  realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a  hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about  yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these  really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3.. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4 Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has  been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

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