Just in case you take the media hype seriously, here’s a picture of what you shouldn’t be doing:

I on the other hand am enjoying all the wonderful sales of pigs and pig products, not to mention the dirt cheap Mexican vacation prices. It’s too bad that the news outlets are so irresponsible and do nothing but hype the shit out of anything they can get a hold of.

This just in! Reading things on the internet can kill you! Tune in tomorrow to see how…

peace,
zOnk.oNe

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