Submitted by: Buttox

The Surgeon General Announced this Morning, May 5th 2009, that ten out of ten test subjects were cured completely of the Deadly Swine Flu, some within as little as five minutes of wearing Trendy Clothing…The fact that they were listing to The Dope-est Reggae Mix also steaming at TrendyInk.com and Shockout.com 24hours a day…is believed by some to be the source of the cure…Further Studies will continue until Mothers Day to determine the True source of the Cure…..So if you wanna Eat Bacon In Mexico you better shop at Trendy Clothing or get Blazed and Infused on yer Ipod as soon as possible….

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