Top 12 Indicators That The Economy Is In The Shitter…

*from an email:
Top 12 Indicators That The Economy Is In The Shitter…
12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. We went to buy a toaster oven, and they gave us a bank.
9. Hot wheels and Match box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM – to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to America.
3. Motel 6 won’t leave the lights on any more.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
…and the number 1 indicator
1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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