Top 12 Indicators That The Economy Is In The Shitter...

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Top 12 Indicators That The Economy Is In The Shitter…

12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. We went to buy a toaster oven, and they gave us a bank.

9. Hot wheels and Match box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM – to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and are learning their children’s names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to America.

3. Motel 6 won’t leave the lights on any more.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

…and the number 1 indicator

1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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