Archive for January, 2010
Got this in an email the other day and thought some of these were definitely funny enough to post up. I guess we should all thank our Moms for making us a little more scared than we’d have been naturally.
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Grating your face down a chain-link fence like that has gotta suck ass. I’m sure the rest of the fall sucked for homeboy too, but the face-grate…nasty.
Here’s something I won’t be trying…ever.
Dude got some skills.
Here’s one good reason why not to try the above maneuver:
Here’s a great example of a bad idea. There are times when people think that they are being ‘creative’ but they lack certain higher brain functions that would let them see that creativity should be coupled with good old smarts. This mom needs to be smacked on the head with a hammer, in the hopes that it might rattle her brain a bit and possibly get her brain operating correctly again. That shit looks sooo damn uncomfortable. It makes me want to stand up and stretch…
If you see somebody busting out this idea for the “world’s worst baby stroller”, maybe politely tap them on the shoulder and let them know that they are retarded. …followed by a punch to the throat.
Grab yourself a Budweiser and light up that Marlboro. Then click play and swell with pride for being an AMERICAN:
Yes folks, I do believe I have found the ultimate American theme song. This track is by Macklemore and is off his album titled “The Unplanned Mixtape”. I knew this was something that folks would be stoked to hear, so I took the time to share it with ya’ll. Go ahead, pass this link around to friends and family. We should all celebrate this song together and what better way to do that than by sharing with loved ones?
Thank you Macklemore. This song reminds me of why I’m proud to be an American.
This video probably isn’t what you’re expecting. You’ll see what I mean at the first turn:
First of all, holy shit, right?
Second: You’re probably wondering what the hell does ‘maitrise’ mean? Well, it means ‘mastery’ or ‘skill’ in French. Now we’re all a little smarter and more cultured.
Third: Did any of you every think that those turns they did in that movie Tron would ever be able to really be done? Me neither. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, where were you in the 80’s? The Tron Lightbikes were some badass shizzle back in the day and I know I always wanted one. Here’s what you missed, or a refresher:
Careful how you decide to mess with your wife/girlfriends head. You might not like what you get:
…hehehe…that would suck.