But At Least I Tried

SevenhertZ

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
‘Nice bike,’ the cop said. ‘Did Santa bring it to you?’
‘Yes Sir,’ the little girl said, ‘he sure did!’
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
He said, ‘Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!’
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, ‘Nice horse you’ve got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?’
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, ‘Yes, he sure did!’
The little girl looked up at the cop and said:
‘Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!’

From an email:

To all my friends that are Democrats:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Friends that are Republicans:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Man I love the internet. There are days when I’m looking around the internet and I find these pockets of goodness. So good that I want to find out everything there is to know about it. This is one of those things that just blows my mind. It seems that the guys that document digital graffiti have blown it out off the wall again. There is a new program that analyzies every brush/pen stroke of any graffiti artists and uploads it so that others can study it all across the world.

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SevenhertZ

There’s been plenty of Slap Chop remixes, but I think this one has gotta be one of the funniest. Check out the Slap Chop commercial with a Jamaican twist:

Chop di poe-tay-toe.

Heheheh…
zOnk.oNe

Los Angeles based MC Dr. Oop dropped a new album titled “The Grateful Dread” recently. Here’s a “ghetto” video for the premier track off the album titled “Green Butter” featuring Rogue Venom.

I saw Dr. Oop open for Visionaries at the El Rey Theater quite a few years ago. His DJ was super sick, so he couldn’t make the show, so Dr. Oop had one of his homies (I don’t recall the name) who was a dope beatboxer back him in his DJ’s absence. Before that show, I was already a fan of Droop Capone and the Black Love Radiators, but that performance really solidified it. My crew and I were blown away by how dope a set those two put on with just two mics and talent.
That was the one and only time I’ve seen him live, but I’ll definitely be game again if the opportunity arises…and I recommend the same for the rest of you.

peace,
zOnk.oNe

We should have seen it coming…

~TrendyInk