Attention Wine Lovers (aka Fermented Grape Juice Alcoholics)!

Category: Funny/Etc.

Well folks, here it is, the perfect gift for the alcoholic wine drinker and loved one in your life. Or, maybe the perfect gift for yourself. Shit, go ahead and buy two so you can invite a friend over, watch Sex And The City, and get your cry on.

Perfect Wine Glass for the Alcoholic Wino - Funny

Yes! This fantastic wine glass holds one full bottle. Don’t be a dumbass and get up off the couch for refills. This awesome wine receptacle needs only one pour. Then you can grab that box of tissue, fire up the Sex and The City boxset, and get a fantastic wine drunk without having to get up and waste time re-pouring. Why pour one little glass, when we all know that you wanna suck down the whole bottle? Operators are standing by…

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