Have you been wondering if Gummy Bears could do more than just rot your teeth? Like, say fuel your car, like the future version of the Delorean in Back To The Future III that turned garbage into a power source?

After watching this, I’ve decided that I’m not buying a new car until the gummy bear fueled car is invented and sold. Gummy bears have always been safe and, unlike oil, I’ve never seen any disaster happen due to spillage. It looks to me like gummy bears are obviously some volatile little guys that must have been overlooked because they don’t have the apeall and sexiness that corn (biofuel) does. If I’m right, and let’s face it, I most likely am, we’re going to see a lot more of the gummy bear in the near future. Goodbye fossil fuels, hello gummy treats that will make the world go round!

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*A little too over the top?

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