According to the ultra-rich, jet ski’s and wakeboard boats are no longer cool. You’ll have to fork out the $100,000+ to snatch up one of these Seabreacher X’s to turn any heads at your local trustafarian water hang out. Peep it in action:

Yes. We at TrendyInk own two of these. They are painted 24k gold and trimmed with diamonds. See those Google ads on the page? Thanks to all your support (clicking on them), we’ve been able to live a pretty good life. One that includes gold, diamond trimmed Seabreacher ownership. Thanks fans.

peace,
zOnk.oNe

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