I bet you can too…

I’m guessing that with musical talent like that, and those ears, this dude was a player, a mack, and a pimp in his heyday.

Those ears are outta control…and I’m not usually one to jest about people’s physical attributes, but this is obviously a special case.

*Love tip: Be sure to bump “I want to fuck you” for your girl next Valentine’s Day to ensure maximum naked time.

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