Reliable news source ‘The Onion’ reports it like it is. Major slut spill shuts down major freeway in Southern California:

You’d think there’d be some sort of agency regulating this dangerous shit, but I guess not. Good job VH1 and MTV. Way to lower that bar for our impressionable young ladies with your choice in programming.

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