Get yourself some protection, fool!

You can finally walk the streets at night knowing that the thugs in the shadows can’t fuck with you. Imagine the sense of security this bad boy will give you…allowing you to walk tall, chest out, head high.* Grab yours today: Sicktek

*Warning: Having a tiny knife that take 3 minutes to take out of one’s wallet and assemble might not provide any actual protection. Statistics show that if you were to be mugged, the mugger would be prepared with their weapon in hand already. Statistics also show that if you resist and attempt to fight back by drawing your ‘weapon’, your chances of gettin cut are pretty high. We recommend dropping to the ground and playing dead.

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