The idiots over at Ecko Unltd. have come up with a brilliant marketing campaign. They’ve decided to offer any mental midget that’s willing to brand themselves for life with an Ecko tattoo a whopping 20% off (in stores only). Here’s their selling imagery:

*Tattoo must be permanent, not temporary. Offer valid only in Marc Ecko Cut & Sew and Ecko Unltd. store locations in the United States and Puerto Rico. Open only to individuals 18 years of age or older. Cannot be combined with any other offers.

How rad is this? Hoping retards are gullible enough to permanently mark their bodies to get a shitty 20% off…and not letting that discount be combined with other offers? Holy shit. I mean right next to the whole tattoo thing is an offer for 15% off to join the mailing list. So basically they’re offering you 5% off what mailing folks get, but you have to TA-FUCKIN-TTOO THIS SHIT ON YOURSELF.
Do the Ecko folks think that their brand is so awesome that it deserves this kind of timeless homage? Wait…is Ecko that awesome? If so, we sure weren’t aware of it.

Then again, maybe the whole thing is another Banksy project and the joke is on anyone that believes it’s real.

*April fools?

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