The Bacon-Suit: Summer Is Here. Secret To The Perfect Tan!

Category: Funny/Etc.

Well folks, once again we’re into the Summer season, which means hot weather and less clothing. TrendyInk just wanted to drop a little note and remind everyone that the Sun is some serious shit, and sunscreen is a good thing. Even if you don’t get skin cancer, nobody likes hanging out with someone that looks like they’re wearing a bacon-suit. Photographic proof:
Funny Picture - Sunburn Leather Skin
See? You can tell by that little kid’s reaction that even he knows the ‘baseball glove’ skin look isn’t a good one. How much cookin time do you think it takes to turn human skin into jerky? I’m guessing that she uses Kitchen Bouquet instead of sunscreen to get that level of darkening. I didn’t know it’d work on people skin, but the proof is in the picture.

Enjoy your Summer.

Kitchen Bouquet: Kitchen Bouquet - Browning and Seasoning Sauce

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