You can always open a beer with a lighter, like you’ve been doing since the 90’s, but don’t you think it’s time to step up your game a bit? Here’s how:
Here’s a free idea that’s worth a fortune: Invent a pocket chainsaw beer opener. I’m not sure whether a standard gas motor would be best or not, but I’m just the idea guy. Your job is to work out the kinks and make shit happen. Then it’s up to your marketing guy to make people think that they cannot live without this new pocket chainsaw beer opener. Pretty soon, you’re business will be as popular as flip-flop beer openers or belt-buckle openers. Only difference? Your shit will be way cooler.
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