Archive for the 'Funny/Etc.' Category
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on” “Ok, got it.” the homeowner replied. “But whats that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”
Cartoon by: Niels Vergouwen
Check out this ‘old man’ showing a bunch of young bucks how it’s really done:
Sean Garnier is a street soccer badass. Holy shit that dude is good. Oh…I mean futbol badass
Fuck yes. Bill Burr has been a favorite of mine for a while…and this clip just elevated that status.
Shit is hilarious…but I’m especially loving it because I’ve been saying the same shit for years…hehehe.