Hahaha…just read this super funny article over at Daily Dot. Here’s a sample…fuckin hilarious:

Nobody was watching the movie. We were the all-you-can-eat buffet for lonely perverts. I didn’t feel unsafe, but I definitely did not want to get jizzed on by a stranger.

I sunk down into my seat and tried to focus on the movie. It appeared that Daisy hadn’t done her homework again, but was willing to work out some kind of arrangement with her teacher Brad. Then came the close-up HD asshole shot. The thing was the size of a giant pulsing monster-truck tire, and they kept zooming in to show how gaping and cavernous it was.

“This is like a fucking sci-fi movie,” Dominique whispered in my ear.

Read the whole thing over at Daily Dot

Finally, somebody took the time to make golf entertaining:

I saw this link and had to share. If you love dogs, you’ll love this:

26 Majestic Dogs Who Totally Redefine Perfection | via Huffpost

I’d poop.

Hahaha….this is dope. Watch these dogs react to the ‘magic’ of a disappearing treat:

Check out dude get ejected…

Finally, sagging has gone as far as it can go. Your sag ain’t shit if it ain’t on the ground, bitch!