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Friday Funny

February 06th, 2015 | Category: Funny/Etc.

Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

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Fif!!!

December 31st, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.

Chappelle shows us how to defend yourself in court.

1, 2, 3, 4, Fiiiiiiif!

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Louis CK – Indians, White People, and God’s Earth

November 14th, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.

Louie CK…doin what he does…

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Dear Science, You Are Badass

September 12th, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.


Pendulum Wave Demonstration

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Gorilla, Chihuahua, Shotgun, Oh My!

August 29th, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on” “Ok, got it.” the homeowner replied. “But whats that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,” the man said, “shoot the Chihuahua.”

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Religious Surprise Ending

August 26th, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.

Judgement Hall of Osiris
“Such a perfect comment on the religious intolerance and bigotry swirling in the world today” – Graham Hancock

Cartoon by: Niels Vergouwen

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LSD Testing British Troops

June 30th, 2014 | Category: Funny/Etc.

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