This dude must really hate the cream in those Oreos…

The great Roman statesman, Cato, began studying Greek at the age of 80.

When asked why he would contemplate such an undertaking at such an advanced age, he replied, “This is the youngest age I have left.”

Dang…another media badass dead. Huell Howser died a couple of days ago. To those of you that watched PBS, you definitely know who Huell is. He had a unique talent to make the shitiest holes in California seem like places you had to visit. Seriously, this dude would go to any armpit town and find all sorts of interesting shit about it and make it seem like a destination. Plus, that radical twang and accent that Huell had…hehehe…priceless.

Huell, you were a badass dude. Thanks for all those years of entertainment and for showing us so many cool things to do and see in good ole’ Cali. RIP.

Check out these giraffes throwin down in Africa. Yup, blasting away at each other with their long-ass necks. Shit is brutal…

…and you thought giraffes were all peace loving hippy types….pfff.

Yep, it’s true. We all owe our thanks to wonderfully delicious beer. Check out this killer documentary How Beer Saved The World:

This is such a cool twist on popular human history. As an avid beer drinker, this is the history I choose to believe.

Be sure to pass this one along and share the knowledge!

PBS is awesome. Rick Steves’ travel shows are awesome. Check out Rick Steves breaking it down for marijuana (cannabis) reform:

“I’m a hardworking, churchgoing, child-raising, taxpaying citizen. If I want to go home and smoke a joint and stare at the fireplace for two hours, that’s my civil liberty.” -Rick Steves

Watch this:

As we all know, there are a lot of dipshits in the world. Here’s a great example of one of them in action:

This lady is retarded on so many levels. If she is in such a hurry, that she needs to drive on the sidewalk to get past the buss (unloading/loading a disabled kid), why would she cruise the same street every day? How is it possible to be in that big of a hurry every day? Enough times in a row that they knew she’d do it again to get it on camera and have police waiting?

Sad thing is, it’s highly doubtful that this lady learns a lesson from getting a ticket. Our money is on her driving like a dumbfuck almost immediately after pulling away…