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Hahaha…just read this super funny article over at Daily Dot. Here’s a sample…fuckin hilarious:

Nobody was watching the movie. We were the all-you-can-eat buffet for lonely perverts. I didn’t feel unsafe, but I definitely did not want to get jizzed on by a stranger.

I sunk down into my seat and tried to focus on the movie. It appeared that Daisy hadn’t done her homework again, but was willing to work out some kind of arrangement with her teacher Brad. Then came the close-up HD asshole shot. The thing was the size of a giant pulsing monster-truck tire, and they kept zooming in to show how gaping and cavernous it was.

“This is like a fucking sci-fi movie,” Dominique whispered in my ear.

Read the whole thing over at Daily Dot

Finally, somebody took the time to make golf entertaining:

Once again, weed is doing amazing shit in the wonderful world of science. If you drink alcohol, you’re poisoning yourself. Yeah, I know, I drink plenty and it sucks to think about that shit side of the awesomeness of booze, but it’s there. Luckily, there’s ways to help protect your body that are equally awesome to participate in. A new PubMed study has shown that the magical CBD (cannabidiol) in cannabis (marijuana, herb, bud, ganja, grass, black roses, lambsbread, izm, etc.) can help protect your liver from some of the damaging effects of ‘fun’ drinking. Fun drinking is better known as binge drinking…meaning, you drink enough to really feel the affects. The study was on mice, but that’s proof enough for me. Now I’ll just make sure to include a few vape pulls of some high CBD loco weed when gettin sauced up. Maybe you should consider the same…

PubMed Study: Cannabidiol protects liver from binge alcohol-induced steatosis by mechanisms including inhibition of oxidative stress and increase in autophagy.

I saw this link and had to share. If you love dogs, you’ll love this:

26 Majestic Dogs Who Totally Redefine Perfection | via Huffpost

I’d poop.

Despite the increasing nationwide popularity of legalizing marijuana, admitting use for recreational or medical purposes, especially among certain professions, still has stigma attached. Anti-marijuana groups often point to studies that suggest long-term use could result in a lack of motivation, seemingly claiming that there is no such thing as a functional pot user.However, according to several studies on marijuana use in the U.S., at least 14 million Americans admit to smoking pot regularly — and they can’t all be couch potatoes.

Read more, plus some cool Whisper images Confessions Of A Pot-Smoking Police Officer, Firefighter And Youth Pastor.