A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting.

“I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”

“When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior.

“Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it
was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after
going only about 100 yards.”

“Is that when you swore?”

“No, Mother,” says the nun. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.”

“Is THAT when you swore?” asks the Mother Superior again.

“Well, no.” says the nun. “You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”

“Is THAT when you swore?” asks the amazed elder nun.

“No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.”

“Did you swear THEN?” asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

“Oh No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped
about six inches from the hole.”

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and said, “You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?”

Hehehe….as usual, Family Guy keepin it real.

This movie is dope. I wanted to wait till the high-definition (bluray) version came out before I sat down to watch it, and I’m glad I did. The picture on this one is superb….along with the audio. My subwoofer nearly blew my house down during the opening sequence. I had heard a lot of good reviews of this one and I can definitely see why. Unlike most ‘hype’ surrounding many movies today, the positive reviews for Iron Man are actually well deserved. Robert Downey Jr. is the perfect fit playing Tony Stark. Do yourself a favor…get this one on Bluray and turn up your stereo. Shit is a fun-filled ride.

A dope new track from these two sound killas. Keep your eyes peeled for this one to add it to the collection.

peace,
zOnk.oNe

Hehehe…pretty funny video by Weird Al. Video directed/animated by Bill Plympton. Peep it. *And don’t download shit anymore.

I was just listenin to music on ‘random’ and this dope track from Tenor Saw popped up. The track is called ‘Roll Call’ and it’s off his album titled ‘Fever’ from 1989. This is a nice one for the heads to add to the collection if they haven’t already. Here’s that track…Enjoy:

It’s amazing to me that it’s the year 2008 and there’s still people out there that have the crazy closed minds that they do. Something tells me this won’t be the last one of these we hear about once Obama is elected. Crazy shizzle…

Authorities in Tennessee have arrested two men described as white supremacists for an alleged plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama and more than 100 others.

The alleged plotters were also planning a “killing spree” that included murdering 88 individuals by gunfire and 14 African-Americans by decapitation, with the attempt on Obama’s life as the “final act of violence,” according to an affidavit filed by a special agent with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF).

Authorities arrested Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman, 18, of West Helena, Ark., in Tennessee after the Crockett County Sheriff’s Department received a tip from the Haywood County Sheriff’s Department.

According to the affidavit, Cowart told investigators that he and Schlesselman planned to use two rifles in the alleged assassination attempt, and that they “planned to drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama shooting at him from the windows. Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt.”

The two men “further stated they knew they would [die] and were willing to die during this attempt,” the document continued.

A criminal complaint filed with the affidavit in the Western District of Tennessee charges the men with possession of an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal from a licensed firearms dealer and threats against a major candidate for the office of president.
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