Chicks that beatbox. Yep. Prepare for some slow motion beatbox bass lip action:

Ficka-fresh. Now stop daydreaming about that crazy lip slow-mo.

Ever lived with a dipshit? Did said dipshit ever put an ax through the roof of your car? Here’s some premeditated revenge:

I’m not sure who is crazier, the dipshit, or the dude who spent hella cash and time to build and execute the giant ax revenge. I mean, an ax to the car is real fuckin lame, but videotaping yourself planning and performing the destruction of someone’s private property might just be retarded. Have fun with that fine, lawyer fees, or whatever else comes with this ‘prank’ homie.

Check out this balsy move to rob this store of one of their precious new LG super slim tv’s:

There’s no way that’s real, but as far as viral marketing shenanigans go, good job LG. Plenty of folks (over 2 million so far) have willing clicked to watch your latest commercial. The future of advertising…

Stand behind this fool and he will throw you on the BARBIE.

What’s up Trendy FAM? Here is a little remix I did for a Eligh/Amplive contest. Please play, download, and share with everyone. Leave comments and enjoy. Thanks
SevenhertZ

Folks, don’t do this. Seriously.

Man. You gotta feel sorry for anyone caught slippin near a phone nowadays. Video is everywhere. These two dumbshits are gonna enjoy bein made fun of by everyone that knows em for quite a while to come. Once a vid gets over a million hits, that’s basically 6 o’clock news material, which means you’re about to be watched by the world.

Once again…too much booze makes fun time for the rest of us.

…in case you missed it, “You can’t afford this!”

Wally Wallington is a retired carpenter that might have stumbled upon the key to how ancient civilizations created ‘impossible’ things like Stonehenge. Check out Wally’s braniac techniques:

Mr. Wallington, you sir, are a badass. Most folks only discover what it’s like to be heavier by sitting on the couch more with their free time. You, on the other hand, have shed some new light on a question that many folks have been asking for quite a while.

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