I bet you can too…

I’m guessing that with musical talent like that, and those ears, this dude was a player, a mack, and a pimp in his heyday.

Those ears are outta control…and I’m not usually one to jest about people’s physical attributes, but this is obviously a special case.

*Love tip: Be sure to bump “I want to fuck you” for your girl next Valentine’s Day to ensure maximum naked time.

I can’t tell you how many times I have gone to see a place for rent and I have done this. Well never, but I have thought about it. Actually I have never thought about it. But I do love music……..so peep it:

Check out this gangster ass backflip:

Shit, did I say ‘flip’? I meant to say gangster ass backflop. Hahaha…homie is lucky he landed in that cushy sand.
Who smells a lawsuit coming? I can see the parents taking on the manufacturers of that playground equipment. It’s the American way…

C’mon people, when you see this shit RUNNNNNNNNNN. In this man’s case :
DON’T……

Why is something exponentially cooler, the smaller it gets? Don’t agree? What about puppies? This is the puppy version of the crossbow:

Mini-weapon: Crossbow

Anyone old enough to remember the original game console? Yep, Pong. My uncle had that shit and it was fookin awesome back then. Here’s a cool updated take on this shizzle: Tabletop Pong.